Top 10 funny IT questions and conversations that have been asked.

I thought today's blog should incorporate an element of humor so below are the Top 10 ridiculous computer IT questions (courtesy of the PC911 website).

1. Where is the "any" key?

2. Does Windows 98 support Linux?"

3. How much does Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?

4.You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?

5.Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
  Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."

6.Support: "Ok, ma'am, do you see the button on the right hand side of your mouse?"
Customer: "No, there's a printer and a phone on the right hand side of my mouse."

7.Customer: "Someone was just here working at my home and now I cannot connect to my printer anymore."
Support: "What type of repairs were completed?"
Customer: "Plumbing repairs."

8.Customer: "I am experiencing errors on my computer"
Support: "When did this start occurring?"
Customer: "After I restarted"
Support: "What were you doing on the computer before the errors started?"
Customer: "Nothing"
support: "Then why did you have the computer on?"

9.Customer: "I cannot start my computer."
Support: "What was the last operation you completed on the computer?"
Customer " I deleted the Windows folder cause my computer said I was low on disk space and it was the largest."

10.Customer: "I love my new desktop so much. It's powerful and fast. I especially like the new cup holder that came with it.
Support: "Ma'am....What are your referring to when you say cup holder?"
Customer: "My desktop came with this neet slide out cup holder."
Support: "Are you referring to the cd-rom drive?"
At this point the customer simply hung up.

I hope these have brought a smile to your face, these are real questions & conversations that have been had. So please - keep checking back with us and we will endeavor to equip you with information that will not only help you look after your PC and get the most out of it. But will also help you with a few technical issues that people are facing around the world and keep you up to date.

If you have an issue that is on your mind, then just email it through or post a comment and we'll be happy to help. Have a great week and we look forward to hearing from you.

The Avantgate team.