1. Where is the "any" key?
2. Does Windows 98 support Linux?"
3. How much does Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?
4.You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?
5.Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."
6.Support: "Ok, ma'am, do you see the button on the right hand side of your mouse?"
Customer: "No, there's a printer and a phone on the right hand side of my mouse."
7.Customer: "Someone was just here working at my home and now I cannot connect to my printer anymore."
Support: "What type of repairs were completed?"
Customer: "Plumbing repairs."
8.Customer: "I am experiencing errors on my computer"
Support: "When did this start occurring?"
Customer: "After I restarted"
Support: "What were you doing on the computer before the errors started?"
Customer: "Nothing"
support: "Then why did you have the computer on?"
9.Customer: "I cannot start my computer."
Support: "What was the last operation you completed on the computer?"
Customer " I deleted the Windows folder cause my computer said I was low on disk space and it was the largest."
10.Customer: "I love my new desktop so much. It's powerful and fast.
I especially like the new cup holder that came with it.
Support: "Ma'am....What are your referring to when you say cup holder?"
Customer: "My desktop came with this neet slide out cup holder."
Support: "Are you referring to the cd-rom drive?"
At this point the customer simply hung up.
I hope these have brought a smile to your face, these are real questions & conversations that have been had. So please - keep checking back with us and we will endeavor to equip you with information that will not only help you look after your PC and get the most out of it. But will also help you with a few technical issues that people are facing around the world and keep you up to date.
If you have an issue that is on your mind, then just email it through or post a comment and we'll be happy to help. Have a great week and we look forward to hearing from you.
The Avantgate team.
hahah very funny questions i like most funny is number 2 question.Please post more
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Totally hilarious, thanks for this great compilation to jokes mate.
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Where is the "any" key? question has to be the funniest of all. I have seen several people ask this question which makes me laugh so much.
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Nice jokes, here is one of my favorite one.
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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out.
He began circling around looking for a landmark. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with a guy working alone on the fifth floor. He banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy, "Hey where am I?"
The man replies, "You're in an airplane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to perform a perfect blind landing on the airport runway 5 miles away.
Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out. The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it.
"Quite easy," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore, that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just five miles due East."
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Good one phil! How about this one.
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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All comments above were pretty darn good, here are some of my own that I thought was pretty good. Enjoy!
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist.
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?
A: Successive approximations.
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above
A: Number 4.
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Q: According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft designed using a Pentium, what is the correct pronunciation of "IEEE"?
A: Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! Nail Fungus Treatment
Here is another one. This time its a Husband and Wife joke. Hope you get a good laugh out of this one as much as I did. Cheers
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife???: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife???: You are useless.
Husband: It`s by Default.
Wife???: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife???: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus
MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.Networking
You should take a look at your PC before we get too far into summer and think about giving your computer a good old blow out with some compressed air (buy it in a can). If your fans aren't spinning properly or if your cards and fans have a thermal layer of dust from the winter month then you should be looking to blow out your PC ASAP. If you don't your computer can heat up too much and eventually over heat - either blowing your power supply or even worse over heat and kill your CPU (central processing unit aka chip) or your motherboard - both can be fairly expensive ventures. Video cards are another common component to overheat. A can of air will cost you around $20 - $30 from Dick Smith or PB Tech (or any other electronics store). There are other places to get compressed air but they're probably the more common ones. You could also however, talk to a friend that has a air compressor and just use that to blow it out and use the $20 to buy some sun block and an ice cold drink for when you're relaxing under a tree at the beach. Be careful the compressor is not too powerful! SEO Company SEO Professionals Best Articles Directory
Cannibals in an IT company
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You`re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don`t trouble the other employees.
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
A month later the boss returns and says: "You`re all working very hard, and I`m very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disavowed all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we`ve been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!" slatwall
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Many thanks! It's funy!
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What is even better is knowing that no matter how many years go by these types of questions will always continue to come from customers on a daily basis. I actually think without these questions the industry as a whole would get rathering boring.
On the good site though, if these types of questions were not asked business may not be quite as good as it is.
This one is hilarious done over the phone. Recepti
Tech Support: "Ok, now type 'C D space backslash'."
Customer: "Um, can you repeat that?"
Tech Support: "Yes, 'C D space backslash'."
Customer: "'C P'?"
Tech Support: "No, 'C D'."
Customer: "Ok, 'C D slash backspace'."
Tech Support: "No, 'C D SPACE BACKSLASH'."
Customer: "'C D slash space backspace'."
Tech Support: "No, 'C D SPACE BACKSLASH'."
Customer: "'C D slash backspace'."
Tech Support: "'C D SPACE BACKSLASH'."
Customer: "'C D space backslash'."
Thnx, man. That's hilarious.
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Many thanks! It's funny! As Seen On TV
Doing this can also improve your computers performance as the cooler you can keep your CPU and the rest of the inside of your PC the faster it can perform without worrying about overheating. Promotional Items